This is definitely not a stolen Lamborghini on Facebook Marketplace, no sir.

Hey there! Do you like flags and is red your favorite color? Because I found a Lamborghini Gallardo that would be perfect for you. It has low mileage, no damage, and is a great deal for only $35,000!

Unless it’s actually a stolen car, we have no idea but we have a lot of questions.

In the Facebook marketplace existing Posted three days ago, this “2009 Lamborghini Gallardo LP 560-4 Coupe 2D” with 20,000 miles on the clock is available for purchase for the low price of $35,000. There’s no funny business in the title. It’s very clear. that it Everything else This calls for a pause.

“Don’t start stuck in the drive! No title. “Don’t ask for wine,” the listing begins. The single image shows the rear corner and side of the Gallardo, with the license plate cropped out conveniently. It looks good apart from the dummy mysteriously stuck under the rear wheel. The listing ends with “Parts sold as is, nothing missing.”

Again, we’re not saying this car is stolen. We’re not saying that either. We’re just making observations, like that the East Hartford, Connecticut location isn’t exactly crawling with Lamborghini owners. And oh, right: The ad was posted by Mr. “Bug Stalker.”

Apparently Bug Chaser is so keen to get rid of this supercar that he posted an approx Identical list The next day – with a reduced price. Now just $34,000 (such a saving!) and with a complete picture of the vehicle, Mr. Chesser is once again asking potential buyers to “stop asking for the VIN number.” He adds that a friend “did [sic] “Tell me about the insurance job and report the car.” Interestingly, he now claims to hold the title as well. If you want to, you’ll have to meet him and his “good friend’s house.” amazing. “This is the only way we can do business.”

Kelly Blue’s Book The site offers nearby listings for Gallardos of the same age and mileage ranging from $95,888 to $140,995. All are from seemingly reputable individual dealers and sellers who include multiple (and clear) photos as well as accident reports, ownership history, and PINs. Anyway, this is just another day on Facebook Marketplace. I wish Bug Chaser and his “buddy” good luck. I hope they have no shortage of red flags to wave.